i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

this gif makes me feel really lonely wow

fucking this.
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

(via plushpuppy)

acid-laboratory:

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Happy 4/20 from the Trippiest blog on Tumblr!

Jemima does a stick-and-poke on her husband’s best friend - “He’s the best for stick-and-pokes, because he doesn’t give a shit what I give him. He has “eat me” on his calf from me.” 

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

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saramofficial:

wavetruant:

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

how about I take you to one then?

FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

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